Honestly, though, I’ve thought about this for a long time. I’m tired of being a golf widow. Mike Geraci has twice weekly appointments with Dr. Green and I’m thinkin’ it’s about time I join him. I mean, really, how hard can it be to drive one little ball into a hole with a flag on it?
But I am definitely drawing the line at the smoking of cigars. Really. Truly. Nope. Not going there.